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<center>[[Image:Shiftycompanyguy.png]]</center>
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You have no idea what a well-dressed guy in an expensive suit and highly polished shoes is doing in here, but he's obviously not pleased about you intruding when he's just about to fund some highly dangerous and legally questionable research.
You have no idea what a well-dressed guy in an expensive suit and highly polished shoes is doing in here, but he's obviously not pleased about you intruding when he's just about to fund some highly dangerous and legally questionable research.
== Opponent Level Information ==
'''Attack Rating:'''
'''Defence Rating:'''
== Scaling ==
*Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? No
*[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[Elemental Damage Reduction]]: Y/N? If So What Kind
*Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
*Physical Resistance: Y/N?
== Combat Messages ==
== Combat Messages ==
'''Initiative Message(s):'''
*You march up to him like you own the place. You get the jump on him.
*Unfortunately he's not impressed by your appearance and your futile attempt at behaving like you own the place. He gets the jump on you.
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
*He bashes you on the head with his briefcase for (X) DAMAGE. That was probably the most precious hit you've ever received.
*The pungent odour of aftershave he emits burns your sinuses for (X) DAMAGE!
*He slips on a pair of brass knuckles and serves you some very intense knuckle sandwiches. Not tasty but very ouch. (X) DAMAGE!
'''Missed Attack(s):'''
*He is too busy sucking on his expensive cigar to attack.
*He swings his briefcase at you menacingly, but you duck and cover and thus render his attempt at harming you completely futile.
*He attempts to hit you below the belt, but a Briddish referee comes out and fines him for unsportsmanlike conduct.
*He snaps his fingers expecting someone to attack you, but the lights turn off instead. You quickly clap to turn them back on.
== Location(s) ==
== Location(s) ==
== Rewards ==
== Rewards ==
*[[Item]]
*You acquire an item: [[Image:Labcardyellow.png]] [[Yellow DQS security keycard]] (one time drop)
*You gain XX [[moolah]]
*You acquire an item: [[Image:Softgloves.png]] [[exquisitely tailored leather gloves]] '''(15%?)'''
*You acquire an item: [[Image:vegsanger.png]] [[Veggie-Mite (TM) sandwich]] '''(25%?)'''
*You gain 109-163 [[moolah]]
'''Stats:'''
'''Stats:'''
*You gain XX [[brawn]]
*You gain 11-17 [[brawn]]
*You gain XX [[brains]]
*You gain 6-9 [[brains]]
*You gain XX [[bravado]]
*You gain 6-9 [[bravado]]
== Notes ==
== Notes ==
== References ==
== References ==
*"Briddish" was mentioned, a clear reference to Britain (British).
*"You quickly clap to turn the lights back on" is a reference to The Clapper. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Clapper]
*A "knuckle sandwich" is slang for a punch in the face.
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