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== Combat Messages ==
== Combat Messages ==
*He is too busy sucking on his expensive cigar to attack.
*He swings his briefcase at you menacingly, but you duck and cover and thus render his attempt at harming you completely futile.
'''YOUR OPPONENT FUMBLES!'''
*He attempts to hit you below the belt, but a Briddish referee comes out and fines him for unsportsmanlike conduct.
== Location(s) ==
== Location(s) ==
*[[Geospatiodynamostatics Lab]]
*[[Geospatiodynamostatics Lab]]
*You acquire an item: [[exquisitely tailored leather gloves]] '''(15%?)'''
*You acquire an item: [[exquisitely tailored leather gloves]] '''(15%?)'''
*You acquire an item: [[Veggie-Mite (TM) sandwich]] '''(25%?)'''
*You acquire an item: [[Veggie-Mite (TM) sandwich]] '''(25%?)'''
*You gain 22-34(?) [[moolah]]
*You gain 22-34 [[moolah]]
'''Stats:'''
'''Stats:'''
*You gain 4-6 [[brawn]]
*You gain 4-6 [[brawn]]