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→When Used In Combat
== When Used In Combat ==
== When Used In Combat ==
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
*You jab your opponent with the hose for XX damage. Ouch!
*You jab your opponent with the hose for X() damage. Ouch!
* This piece of hose is stiffer than you thought and you crack your opponents a good one, causing XX damage.
* This piece of hose is stiffer than you thought and you crack your opponents a good one, causing (X) damage.
* You slap your opponent really hard with your hose and it hurts it more than it hurts you. In fact, it didn't hurt you at all, but it did deal your opponent XX damage.
* You slap your opponent really hard with your hose and it hurts it more than it hurts you. In fact, it didn't hurt you at all, but it did deal your opponent (X) damage.
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
*You try doing some fancy martial arts moves with your hose but as you swing it around your head (thinking how cool you're looking), you misjudge and end up smacking yourself in the groin for (X) damage.
*The hose has become bent from previous attacks and when you try to hit your opponent with it, it flies out of your hand. Luckily, because of the bend, it flies right back into your hand like a boomerang. You bend it back into shape but you've missed your chance to attack.
*You try to hit your opponent but your hose is too small to reach him. Giggle.
*You slap your opponent with the hose but it appears to have gone limp and does no damage. Don't be dismayed, it happens to a lot of people.
== Uses ==
== Uses ==