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| <center>[[Image:Beerurge.png]]</center> | | <center>[[Image:Beerurge.png]]</center> |
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| == Description == | | == Description == |
| + | You are fighting the urge to go for a beer. You can get it hacking. You can get it slashing. You can get it chasing a cow. Matter of fact, I've got it now. A long, hard day's adventuring needs a big, cold beer. Mmmmm, Beer! You manage to sneak up on it. |
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− | You are fighting the urge to go for a beer
| + | == Opponent Level Information == |
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− | You can get it hacking. You can get it slashing. You can get it chasing a cow.
| + | '''Opponent Level:''' |
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− | Matter of fact, I've got it now.
| + | '''Power Level:''' |
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− | A long, hard day's adventuring needs a big, cold beer.
| + | '''Attack Rating:''' |
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− | Mmmmm, Beer!
| + | '''Defence Rating:''' |
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− | You manage to sneak up on it.
| + | == Scaling == |
| + | *Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? Y/N |
| + | *[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats? |
| + | *[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats? |
| + | *[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats? |
| + | *[[Elemental Damage Reduction]]: Y/N? If So What Kind |
| + | *Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind |
| + | *Physical Resistance: Y/N? |
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| == Combat Messages == | | == Combat Messages == |
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− | '''Successful Attack(s):'''
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− | Your attack your opponent for XXX damage. That wasn't very nice.
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− | <font color="green"><b>-- You have defeated your opponent! --</b></font>
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− | You perform a gloating happy-dance over your fallen opponent. Humble, aren't you?
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− | '''Unsuccessful Attack(s):'''
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− | <font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font>
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− | You clumsily hit yourself in the face with your knee, causing XX damage to yourself! Fool!
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− | It tries to belt you in the bum but isn't a very good belter and misses!
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− | <font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font>
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− | With some amazing (and unnecessary) contortion, you manage to drop your thigh on your leg, doing yourself 1 damage in the process!
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− | <font color="red"><b>YOUR OPPONENT SCORES A CRITICAL HIT!</b></font>
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− | It belts you in the thigh for 1 <font color="orange"><b>POISON DAMAGE!</b></font>
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− | <font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font>
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− | Somehow, you manage to stick your pick right up your nose. Don't you know it's rude to pick your nose in public? You just did 3 damage to yourself!
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− | It tries to whack you in the groin but fails, dismally!
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| == Location(s) == | | == Location(s) == |
− | *[[Demo Location]] | + | *[[Demo Location]] (Area Closed) |
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| == Rewards == | | == Rewards == |
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− | *You gain XX [[moolah]] | + | '''Stats:''' |
− | *You gain XX [[brawn]]
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− | *You gain XX [[brains]] | + | *You gain XX [[brawn]] [[subpoints]] |
− | *You gain XX [[bravado]] | + | *You gain XX [[brains]] [[subpoints]] |
| + | *You gain XX [[bravado]] [[subpoints]] |
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| == Notes == | | == Notes == |
− | | + | *The [[Demo Location]] is no longer open to adventure in. This encounter is no longer available. |
| == References == | | == References == |
| + | * "Mmmm, Beer" is a direct quote from [http://www.snpp.com/guides/mmmm.html Homer Simpson] and his many "Mmmm" lines. |
| + | * "Hard day's adventuring" refers to The Beatles song/movie [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Hard_Day%27s_Night_(song) A Hard Days Night] from 1964. |
| + | * "You can get it hacking..." is a reference to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Bitter Victoria Bitter Beer], specifically the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wfgi9hGx1o 1984 Ad]. |
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| {{Page/QuickLinks}} | | {{Page/QuickLinks}} |
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| [[Category: Opponents]] | | [[Category: Opponents]] |
| + | [[Category: Combat Adventures]] |
| + | [[Category:Adventures]] |