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The urge to go for a beer (view source)
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'''Unsuccessful Attack:'''
'''Unsuccessful Attacks:'''
<font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font>
<font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font>
It tries to belt you in the bum but isn't a very good belter and misses!
It tries to belt you in the bum but isn't a very good belter and misses!
<font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font>
With some amazing (and unnecessary) contortion, you manage to drop your thigh on your leg, doing yourself 1 damage in the process!
<font color="red"><b>YOUR OPPONENT SCORES A CRITICAL HIT!</b></font>
It belts you in the thigh for 1 <font color="orange"><b>POISON DAMAGE!</b></font>
== Location(s) ==
== Location(s) ==