|description=Definitely not top-shelf stuff, this brown liquor's label claims that the bottle's contents have a "peaty aroma". A quick sniff suggests that the label contains a typo and that what it actually means is that it smells like the guy who cleans the bathrooms in the distillery. His name, presumably, is Pete. | |description=Definitely not top-shelf stuff, this brown liquor's label claims that the bottle's contents have a "peaty aroma". A quick sniff suggests that the label contains a typo and that what it actually means is that it smells like the guy who cleans the bathrooms in the distillery. His name, presumably, is Pete. |