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Due to the fact that what sits in front of you is another DQS experiment, the actual answer is "a one-dimensional, bread-obsessed electrical appliance that would look nice sitting on a counter next to a lake of fire."
Due to the fact that what sits in front of you is another DQS experiment, the actual answer is "a one-dimensional, bread-obsessed electrical appliance that would look nice sitting on a counter next to a lake of fire."
== Opponent Level Information ==
== Opponent Level Information ==
'''Opponent Level:'''
'''Opponent Level:'''
'''Power Level:'''
'''Attack Rating:'''
'''Attack Rating:'''
'''Defence Rating:'''
'''Defence Rating:'''
== Scaling ==
*Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? No
*[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[Elemental Damage Reduction]]: Y/N? If So What Kind
*Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
*Physical Resistance: Y/N?
== Combat Messages ==
== Combat Messages ==
'''Initiative Message(s):'''
'''Initiative Message(s):'''
*You stuff it full of slices of bread from a nearby loaf before it notices you.
*You stuff it full of slices of bread from a nearby loaf before it notices you.
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
*It asks you if you would like grains and cereals for 100 moolah, scones and muffins for 500 moolah or tea cakes and pastries for 1000 moolah. While you're trying to decide, it pummels you for X [[Hot Damage|HOT DAMAGE]]!
*It asks you if you would like grains and cereals for 100 moolah, scones and muffins for 500 moolah or tea cakes and pastries for 1000 moolah. While you're trying to decide, it pummels you for X [[Hot damage|HOT DAMAGE]]!
*Your opponent glows fiery red, then shakes and convulses as its settings dials turn a full 360 degrees. You are assaulted with an eruption of fire, sulfur, toast and brimstone. It's the smoked halibut that really takes you by surprise, hitting you in the face for X [[Hot Damage|HOT DAMAGE]]!
*Your opponent glows fiery red, then shakes and convulses as its settings dials turn a full 360 degrees. You are assaulted with an eruption of fire, sulfur, toast and brimstone. It's the smoked halibut that really takes you by surprise, hitting you in the face for X [[Hot damage|HOT DAMAGE]]!
*Your opponent uses a pop tart as a pop dart by ejecting it into your eye for X [[Hot Damage|HOT DAMAGE]]!
*Your opponent uses a pop tart as a pop dart by ejecting it into your eye for X [[Hot damage|HOT DAMAGE]]!
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
*It tries to eject a hot slice of raisin toast at you but the bread gets jammed and starts to burn.
*It tries to eject a hot slice of raisin toast at you but the bread gets jammed and starts to burn.
*Your opponent attempts to ready another yeasty onslaught and then discovers, after some time, that it's plugged in but not turned on.
*Your opponent attempts to ready another yeasty onslaught and then discovers, after some time, that it's plugged in but not turned on.
*It attempts to distract you with a bit of crumpet, but you're clearly not as excited by the piece of bread snack as it is.
== Location(s) ==
== Location(s) ==
== Rewards ==
== Rewards ==
*[[sulfur pop tart]]
*[[sulfur pop tart]] (15% drop)
*[[smoked halibut]]
*[[smoked halibut]] (15% drop)
*[[bit o' crumpet]]
*[[bit o' crumpet]] (15% drop)
*[[brimstone toast]]
*[[brimstone toast]] (15% drop)
'''Stats:''' 1-6 subpoints gained per combat
'''Stats:''' 1-6 subpoints gained per combat
== Notes ==
== Notes ==
*Immune to Hot damage.
== References ==
== References ==
*"It asks you if you would like grains and cereals for 100 moolah, scones and muffins for 500 moolah or tea cakes and pastries for 1000 moolah.", is a reference to the game show Jeopardy, where contestants choose questions worth anywhere from 100 to 1000 dollars from categories on a board.
*The settings dials turning 360 degrees is a reference to classic horror film <i>The Exorcist</i>, wherein one of the symptoms of demonic possession is one's head rotating 360 degrees.
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