*You attack your opponent for XXX damage. That wasn't very nice.
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*You attack your opponent for X damage. That wasn't very nice.
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*You thrust/jab/swing/poke your lack of weapon at your [[Opponents|opponent]], dealing it XXX damage.
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*You thrust/jab/swing/poke your lack of weapon at your [[Opponents|opponent]], dealing it X damage.
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'''Fumble Attack:'''
'''Fumble Attack:'''
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*You clumsily hit yourself in the <[[Body parts]]> with your <[[Body parts]]>, causing 1 damage to yourself! Fool!
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*You clumsily hit yourself in the <[[Body parts]]> with your <[[Body parts]]>, causing X damage to yourself! Fool!
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*With some amazing (and unnecessary) contortion, you manage to drop your <[[Body parts]]> on your <[[Body parts]]>, doing yourself X damage in the process!
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'''Unsuccessful Attack:'''
'''Unsuccessful Attack:'''
*You fail to hit him!
*You fail to hit him!
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== Notes ==
== Notes ==
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*This is your default weapon, well its really your hand.
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*This is your default weapon. It benefits the [[Brawn]] stat.
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*If you happen to fumble yourself [[snotless]] 3 times, you'll be entitled to get the [[Butterfists]] award.
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== References ==
== References ==
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== Collection ==
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