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| <center>[[Image:Noweapon.png]]</center> | | <center>[[Image:Noweapon.png]]</center> |
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| == Combat Messages == | | == Combat Messages == |
| '''Successful Attack:''' | | '''Successful Attack:''' |
− | *You attack your opponent for XXX damage. That wasn't very nice. | + | *You attack your opponent for X damage. That wasn't very nice. |
− | *You thrust/jab/swing/poke your lack of weapon at your [[Opponents|opponent]], dealing it XXX damage. | + | |
| + | *You thrust/jab/swing/poke your lack of weapon at your [[Opponents|opponent]], dealing it X damage. |
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| '''Fumble Attack:''' | | '''Fumble Attack:''' |
− | *You clumsily hit yourself in the <[[Body parts]]> with your <[[Body parts]]>, causing 1 damage to yourself! Fool! | + | *You clumsily hit yourself in the <[[Body parts]]> with your <[[Body parts]]>, causing X damage to yourself! Fool! |
− | *With some amazing (and unnecessary) contortion, you manage to drop your <[[Body parts]]> on your <[[Body parts]]>, doing yourself 1 damage in the process! | + | |
| + | *With some amazing (and unnecessary) contortion, you manage to drop your <[[Body parts]]> on your <[[Body parts]]>, doing yourself X damage in the process! |
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| '''Unsuccessful Attack:''' | | '''Unsuccessful Attack:''' |
| *You fail to hit him! | | *You fail to hit him! |
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| == Notes == | | == Notes == |
− | *This is your default weapon, well its really your hand. | + | *This is your default weapon. It benefits the [[Brawn]] stat. |
| + | *If you happen to fumble yourself [[snotless]] 3 times, you'll be entitled to get the [[Butterfists]] award. |
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| == References == | | == References == |
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| {{Page/QuickLinks}} | | {{Page/QuickLinks}} |
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| [[Category: Weapons]] | | [[Category: Weapons]] |
| [[Category: Equipment]] | | [[Category: Equipment]] |