*You clumsily hit yourself in the <[[Body parts]]> with your <[[Body parts]]>, causing 1 damage to yourself! Fool!
*You clumsily hit yourself in the <[[Body parts]]> with your <[[Body parts]]>, causing 1 damage to yourself! Fool!
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*With some amazing (and unnecessary) contortion, you manage to drop your <[[Body parts]]> on your <[[Body parts]]>, doing yourself 1 damage in the process!
'''Unsuccessful Attack:'''
'''Unsuccessful Attack:'''
*You fail to hit him!
*You fail to hit him!
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== Notes ==
== Notes ==
*This is your default weapon, well its really your hand.
*This is your default weapon, well its really your hand.