A user with a most humiliating username in the history of Paradox The Musical. This wierdo don't know how to play the game, and is usually stuck on something as simple as taking killing the queen of the ant hive.

In chat, he also makes stupid references to anything by Orson Scott Card.

In real life, people wonder how this guy even got a girlfriend, but nobody ever asks... except Right2wrong2000. He asks every time he thinks about it.