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Cowboy
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Hey, look, everybody! I'm a cowboy! Howdy, howdy, howdy!
Hey, look, everybody! I'm a cowboy! Howdy, howdy, howdy!
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== My Favorite Things ==
PID: 1815
I'm usually resetting so if you want to borrow an outfit or trade something, I can do it between resets.
== I Collect These ==
These are a few of my favorite things...<br>
These are a few of my favorite things...<br>
*[[Pirate egg]]
*[[Pirate egg]]
*[[Wedge of cheese]]
*[[Wedge of cheese]]
*[[Wiki Wacky Taffy]]
*[[Lollipop]]
*[[Wiki Wacky Wristwatch]]
*Anything golden
== Cowboy Gear ==
== Cowboy Gear ==
[[Image:Softgloves.png]] [[Image:Tengallonhat.png]] [[Image:Sharifbadge.png]]
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[[Image:Sshotgun.png]] [[Image:Cowboyshirt.png]] [[Image:Minicards.png]]
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[[Image:Studbelt.png]] [[Image:Tokenpant.png]] [[Image:Sturdyring.png]]
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[[Image:Cheesetie.png]] [[Image:Oldboot.png]] [[Image:Infiniring.png]]
== Links ==
[[http://www.paradoxwiki.com/index.php?title=Wiki_Team|| Wiki Team]]
== Quotes ==
Gobberwart commends trog on her amazing tongue work
Gobberwart: er... on the frog I mean
cherita: Heh- Freudian slip, Gobb ?
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cherita: Morning, CA time
CeruleanArcher: My time?
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CommanderMack: Im anti Panthers and anti Cowboys.
Cowboy: :(
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DrWolf: You can use me any time you want, Ceru...nudge nudge
art_bohemia: Wait. He lives here and I can't get him to clean the kitchen. wtf?
DrWolf: Yeah, my left nut. I've washed the dishes at least TWICE since I've been here.
Gobberwart: TWICE? In three months? Not bad, man. You should be proud :)
DrWolf: Actually, your math's off. I've been here for just over 2 months. I'm overworked, man.
Grokly: Actually... now that this has been pointed out.....
DrWolf: Fuck.
DrWolf: Looks like I'm gonna need a new place to stay. Anyone need a roommate?
Gobberwart: lmao
DrWolf: ...a roommate that doesn't do dishes?
art_bohemia: ...or wear pants
DrWolf: That was implied.
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CeruleanArcher: So here's a question
CeruleanArcher: Boys
Gobberwart: that's not a question
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(about saving paper)
TROGDORable: front only. screw the environment. who cares if your family is too poor to afford a whole forest
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TROGDORable: in my freshman college history class, we had to do a big paper, so i did my report based around the Billy Joel song We Didn't Start the Fire. the paper practically wrote itself and the teacher was pretty impressed cause it wasnt just some boring report
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TROGDORable: "whats the diagnosis doc?" "well, i'd say you have terminal laziness. you probably have about 6 weeks to live, but with the increased laziness you're experiencing, it'll probably drag on for a good 10-12 years"
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TROGDORable: i think in the objective field on my resume im gonna put "to obtain a job that provides a weekly paycheck sufficient to cover my bills and support my developing drinking problem"
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Grokly: Pardon me if I steal Gobb away for a couple mins. :D
TROGDORable: im not done using him yet get in line
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/flamewars: Gobberwart: Zamm, learn how to use apostrophes properly!
/flamewars: Zammorak: You'r mother cant' use apostrophe's correctly!
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Spiff: everyone must wait i have to pee
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Spiff: i dont have an ass
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Spiff: Theres a freakin Bat in my house lol
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Spiff: puff tha majic dragon
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Spiff: i will hurt both of you
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DrWolf: Oh, I get it...Star Wars is based on 'Spaceballs'.
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Cowboy: downloading some spider game on my ipod
Gobberwart: oh... some spider game. I hear that's a good one.
Gobberwart: not as good as the crazy plumber jumpy and runny game though
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TROGDORable: im playing an airplane flying game. but i should really stop and do ironing
Gobberwart: trog, you're in the cockpit of a 747 dumbass
Gobberwart: it's not a "game" and you need to stop taking drugs
TROGDORable: whatever. autopilot
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Crimson_Rose: brofe u say, mpisd
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TROGDORable: robot unicorns are ruining my life :(
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barenakedchicken: email is magic
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Sallyfox: I have dial up for my abbacus
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Gobberwart: yeah that's what I like about you lot... you're not asshats
Gobberwart: for the most part anyway
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Rakkasan: i also like OJ. when they make caffinated oranges, i'll consider stopping drinking coffee.
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cowboy: my stomach hurts when I sneeze / clench it :(
cowboy: or poke it...
cowboy: I think i'd about die if someone punched me in the stomach right now...
Zammorak: Test it. For science!
cowboy: owww fuck
cowboy: I hate you zamm
Zammorak: Wait, you followed my advice?
cowboy: Yeah... I didn't punch that hard but ow
Zammorak: It is not my fault if you decide following my advice could possibly end well.
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Zammorak: I like to yell at mice with my shirt off!
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Zammorak: Wait, what? Pics?
cowboy: Yes zamm
cowboy: gobb took naked pictures of you and now we're all going to laugh at them
Gobberwart: nah, I don't have that much zoom on the camera
Maeglin: Ooo... buuuurn!
Zammorak: Look on the bright side, I'm big in China!
Gobberwart: lol zamm
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MrsORaptor: i have just eaten the best burger in the world
MrsORaptor: my BF made it and it was soooooo good
MrsORaptor: i dropped some in my bath though :)
MrsORaptor: it went soggy... my cat ate it
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Beanpole: Jake Gyllenhaal
eL_JoEy: hey!? thats MY name!?
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cherita removes "F" key from Cowboy's keyboard
cowboy: uck you :( now I can't spell rench ry or horsely or riend
cherita: Lol, that was the point
cherita: But fuck you, too, Cowboy
cowboy: thanks :)
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cherita: shit hoe damn fuck
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cowboy: hmm why do I like paradox flakes
Sallyfox: the cereal that goes snap, crackle, WTF!! (Frog)
Sallyfox: I take a GOBB full of paradox flakes and WOLF them down...... a ELL of a great way to start the day........
Sallyfox: or...... "I wuz having breakfast at sunrise at brokeback mountain..... my butt hurt like hell, but a bowl of paradox cornflakes set me right for the day
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Private to Gobberwart: Have you ever smelled oyster farts? They're gross
Gobberwart (private): Dude, what the fuck?
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Gobberwart: here's a tip for everyone... if there are weeds in your yard and you spend a month peeing on them to kill them... It won't work, and then you have to pull them out. Ugh.
cowboy: what the hell?
Maeglin: Did you seriously try to kill them with urine?
cowboy: did you really think that would work?
cowboy: pee is like super fertilizer, except in extreme amounts
Gobberwart: lol... maybe
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14:58:42 Maeglin: (He doesn't mean Finding Nemo)
14:58:42 cowboy: I thought you meant Finding Nemo
14:59:08 cowboy: same second^
14:59:08 DiaGeous: High Five
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DiaGeous: I'm never going to drink, smoke, or have a girlfriend
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16:39:43 SodaFett: yep :)
16:39:43 cowboy: yes :)
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Eboli2x4: It's all relative
Gobberwart: like incest
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cowboy: what the duck
*Mod Advice: dont use FOWL words cowboy
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Jesus: Ive played KOL for a fairly long time.
Maeglin: I showed your mom a fairly long time.
Jesus: No you didnt Maeg, you've never met my mother, and well, you really wouldnt interest her being so immature
Jesus: also, you have a small penis. HA
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Maeglin: What's funny is, I'm not a father! :D
Spiff: your a guy?!
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Spiff: gosh my appetite for giving hasnt been satisfied yet
cowboy: I can fill your appetite
cowboy: That's my best pick-up line
Spiff: LOL DENIED im a lesbian sorry cowboy LOL
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Sallyfox: Bathey hoorapux paraday
Sallyfox: I dont work well under pressure...........
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cowboy: so you are a lesbian seal
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Spiff: COW STOP SPAMMING ME LOL
pandamonieum: dude cows don't make spam, pigs do
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Gobberwart: this wrapping stuff is hard work. I'll never make fun of eminem again.
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Arikel always forgets to enter anything
pandamonieum: how do you get into rooms/houses?
pandamonieum: dammit that was laame.
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cowboy: that dog is fat
Misty: okay i went out for a smoke and come back TOTALLY lost
DrWolf: I think we all are, darlin'...so it's ok.
Misty: ooh he called me darlin'
cowboy: he was talking to me
DrWolf: Wow, I can't believe I'm having to say this...but I can't think of a reply.
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Zammorak: Cow, how you am be so stupid sometimes?
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Sallyfox: so, anyone got a story for the rest of us?? (frog)
cowboy: im pregnant
Blaize: im gobberwart
Duck: im actually a horse
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Ragazi: Ohh wife is jerking my chicken tonight!
Ragazi: shes been jerking it the last two days. now she is going to stick it in the oven tonight!
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JazzyCat: Ok. This falls under the "Oh no you didn't catagory"...While getting gas in TX a guy looked at my HI plate and asked..."Did you drive all the way here?".....I said" YES"
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CommanderMack: Diabetes, the Sugary Sickness by Cowboy.
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cowboy: what is rapture thing
Sallyfox: Rapture is what happens when
Sallyfox: you pass level 2 in gift wrapping.......... thats your title A rapture
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Private to darkgamr: c Si, senor.
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cowboy: fuckin clocks always changing and stuff :(
Gobberwart: i know, it's like they change every fucking SECOND!
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cowboy: ow I hate when my foot gets a charlie horse or whatever it's called
buddy: I was told that eating bananas helps for that.
cowboy: it goes away after less than 30 seconds though
buddy: Then eat the banana fast!
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cowboy: Wilk is a perfectly acceptable drink.
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cowboy: I thought the fact that infinitely sagging boobs exist was interesting
CommanderMack: saggy boobies IN SPACE!
CommanderMack: could be a movie, or at least a TV series
LordCretin: The Attack Of The Giant Granny's 50Foot-Droopers
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jupider is no longer marked as AWAY.
jupider: Did I miss anything?
cowboy: yeah beta is out
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<radio> Radiohead RFX Now Playing: Mötley Crüe - Girls Girls Girls
<radio> jupider: It's my favorite band, MAPtley CrAve!
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