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*They try to sit on each other's shoulders to make them tall enough to slap you in the face. Which would be fine if they were real midgets, but they're not and their collective height causes them to overbalance.
*They try to sit on each other's shoulders to make them tall enough to slap you in the face. Which would be fine if they were real midgets, but they're not and their collective height causes them to overbalance.
*They're distracted by the fairest lady in the land and waste their time talking about whether or not they should ask her to live with them.
*They're distracted by the fairest lady in the land and waste their time talking about whether or not they should ask her to live with them.
*They start an argument with each other over who's the shortest and completely forget to attack you.
'''YOUR OPPONENT SCORES A CRITICAL HIT!'''
'''YOUR OPPONENT SCORES A CRITICAL HIT!'''
*They tell you what they want, and what they really really want is to hurt you for X DAMAGE!
*They tell you what they want, and what they really really want is to hurt you for X DAMAGE!