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== Combat Messages ==
== Combat Messages ==
'''Initiative Message(s):'''
'''Jump Message(s):'''
*While they're busy arguing over which of them looks most like Willow, you get the jump on them
*While they're busy arguing over which of them looks most like Willow, you get the jump on them
*While you go into a lengthy narrative about why drugs are bad mmmmmkay they get the jump on you.
*While you go into a lengthy narrative about why drugs are bad mmmmmkay they get the jump on you.
'''Successful Attack'''
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
*They realise that they are too tall to bite you on the ankle so they poke you in the eye instead for X DAMAGE!
*They realise that they are too tall to bite you on the ankle so they poke you in the eye instead for X DAMAGE!
*They tell you what they want, and what they really really want is to hurt you for X DAMAGE!
*They tell you what they want, and what they really really want is to hurt you for X DAMAGE!
*They coerce you into a very politically incorrect round of midget tossing, but because they're not real midgets you strain your back X DAMAGE damage trying to pick them up!
*They coerce you into a very politically incorrect round of midget tossing, but because they're not real midgets you strain your back X DAMAGE damage trying to pick them up!
'''Miss Message(s):'''
'''Missed Attack(s):'''
*They try to sit on each other's shoulders to make them tall enough to slap you in the face. Which would be fine if they were real midgets, but they're not and their collective height causes them to overbalance.
*They try to sit on each other's shoulders to make them tall enough to slap you in the face. Which would be fine if they were real midgets, but they're not and their collective height causes them to overbalance.
*They're distracted by the fairest lady in the land and waste their time talking about whether or not they should ask her to live with them.
*They're distracted by the fairest lady in the land and waste their time talking about whether or not they should ask her to live with them.
*They start an argument with each other over who's the shortest and completely forget to attack you.
*They start an argument with each other over who's the shortest and completely forget to attack you.