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− | <center>[[Image:string.png]]</center>
| + | {{Summary/Items/Miscellaneous |imagename=string.png |description= Well... it's stuff that you use to tie stuff together innit... well can you think of anything else to do with it? 'fraid not. |autosell=22 |discarded=Cannot |autosold=Can |traded=Can |stored=Can |gifted=Can |plural=pieces of string }} |
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− | == Description == | |
− | Well... it's stuff that you use to tie stuff together innit... well can you think of anything else to do with it? 'fraid not. | |
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− | <b>Type:</b> [[Miscellaneous Items]]<br>
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− | <b>Attack:</b> att<br>
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− | <b>Defence:</b> def<br>
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− | <b>Autosell Value:</b> 22<br>
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− | <b>Cannot Be Discarded</b>
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− | <b>Bonus:</b>
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| == Obtained From == | | == Obtained From == |
| *[[Junkyard]] | | *[[Junkyard]] |
| **[[Garbage-gathering rodent]] | | **[[Garbage-gathering rodent]] |
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| + | == Uses == |
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| == Notes == | | == Notes == |
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| == References == | | == References == |
| + | '''The description is a reference to a joke, one version of which goes like this:''' |
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| + | These three strings are walking along, dying of thirst in the middle of Death Valley. After a long, long trek. They come to a bar. |
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| + | "Boy, this is just in time...I can't go any farther." So he walks into the bar and orders a drink. |
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| + | "Can't you read the sign there? We don't serve no strings here" bellows the bartender. |
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| + | "But I'm going to die of thirst" protests the string. |
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| + | With that the bartender picks him up, and throws him out into the street. |
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| + | One of his buddies says "I'll disguise myself as a rope and go in to get us a drink." So, in he goes. |
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| + | "Hey, I thought I told your friend that we don't serve your kind here. Now get out that door before I stomp on you!" So he quickly retreats out the door. |
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| + | Finally the last string says "Hey, I've got an idea...I'll tie myself up like a pretzel, and frizzle out my ends, so he won't recognize me." So in he goes into the bar. He gets up to the bar and orders a drink. |
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| + | The bartender eyes him a little suspiciously. "Hey, aren't you one of those strings I told to get out of here?" |
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| + | To which the string answered "No, I'm a frayed knot." |
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| == Collection == | | == Collection == |