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Flock of dump gulls (view source)
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'''Successful Attack(s):'''
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
*They use the power of their awesome hair to get extra speed and then batter you with their wings for X DAMAGE!
*They use the power of their awesome hair to get extra speed and then batter you with their wings for X DAMAGE!
*The flock flaps furiously in formation around you, flinging filthy faeces into your face. Half-blinded, and full of fury from this astoundingly alliterative attack, you flounder, fall firmly forwards and fracture your finger. F... bother! You take X DAMAGE!
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
*Instead of attacking you, the flock lands on the scrapheap and starts squabbling over a large patch of rice that's spilled from a burst old bag. After a few minutes of uncomfortable waddling, several of the gulls explode. Ha!
*Instead of attacking you, the flock lands on the scrapheap and starts squabbling over a large patch of rice that's spilled from a burst old bag. After a few minutes of uncomfortable waddling, several of the gulls explode. Ha!