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* Pestilence spills from the panned aura rocks as they burst before your opponent. Pestilence in the form of bubonic plague. Well, a bubonic plaque to be completely specific. It hangs decoratively in the air and infects your opponent with nasty looking boils for (X) DAMAGE! Ewww.
* Pestilence spills from the panned aura rocks as they burst before your opponent. Pestilence in the form of bubonic plague. Well, a bubonic plaque to be completely specific. It hangs decoratively in the air and infects your opponent with nasty looking boils for (X) DAMAGE! Ewww.
* Your panned aura rocks break against the ground and Kathy Bates' Nude Scene in "About Schmidt" lumbers across the screen of what passes for your opponent's eyes.
Your opponent dies.
Wait...Really?
Of course not. Nothing ever really dies around here. If anything was gonna do it though, that would.
In reality, your opponent takes (X) DAMAGE and goes hunting for brain bleach.
== Notes ==
== Notes ==