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| | == Combat Messages == | | == Combat Messages == |
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| − | '''Successful Attack(s):'''
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| − | Your attack your opponent for XXX damage. That wasn't very nice.
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| − | <font color="green"><b>-- You have defeated your opponent! --</b></font>
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| − | You perform a gloating happy-dance over your fallen opponent. Humble, aren't you?
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| − | '''Unsuccessful Attack(s):'''
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| − | <font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font>
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| − | You clumsily hit yourself in the face with your knee, causing XX damage to yourself! Fool!
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| − | It tries to belt you in the bum but isn't a very good belter and misses!
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| − | <font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font>
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| − | With some amazing (and unnecessary) contortion, you manage to drop your thigh on your leg, doing yourself 1 damage in the process!
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| − | <font color="red"><b>YOUR OPPONENT SCORES A CRITICAL HIT!</b></font>
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| − | It belts you in the thigh for 1 <font color="orange"><b>POISON DAMAGE!</b></font>
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| − | <font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font>
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| − | Somehow, you manage to stick your pick right up your nose. Don't you know it's rude to pick your nose in public? You just did 3 damage to yourself!
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| − | It tries to whack you in the groin but fails, dismally!
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| | == Location(s) == | | == Location(s) == |