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Seriously cybernetic hot beverage dispenser (view source)
Revision as of 23:38, 26 July 2009
, 23:38, 26 July 2009→Combat Messages
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
*It unleashes its steam valve but there's no milk nearby, so it froths up your knee instead for X DAMAGE!
*It unleashes its steam valve but there's no milk nearby, so it froths up your knee instead for X DAMAGE!
*It gives you a refreshing peppermint tea, as an enema, causing X DAMAGE to your sphincter. Say WHAT!?!
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
*Your opponent produces a concoction that seems to be gazpacho soup, topped with whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles. It decides that this mix is too disgusting, even to be forced upon you, and quickly disposes of it.
*Your opponent produces a concoction that seems to be gazpacho soup, topped with whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles. It decides that this mix is too disgusting, even to be forced upon you, and quickly disposes of it.