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Seriously cybernetic hot beverage dispenser
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*It unleashes its steam valve but there's no milk nearby, so it froths up your knee instead for X DAMAGE!
*It unleashes its steam valve but there's no milk nearby, so it froths up your knee instead for X DAMAGE!
*It gives you a refreshing peppermint tea, as an enema, causing X DAMAGE to your sphincter. Say WHAT!?!
*It gives you a refreshing peppermint tea, as an enema, causing X DAMAGE to your sphincter. Say WHAT!?!
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*It shares a nice frothy cappuccino by tipping it on your groin. You don't enjoy the X DAMAGE that this does.
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
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