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'''Successful Attack(s):'''
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
*He reminisces about the time he auditioned for Paradox! Idol and then decides that you remind him of one of the judges. He starts shouting at you "I'll be big one day and it'll be your loss..." his words trail off into tears of rage and then he thumps you for X DAMAGE!
*He reminisces about the time he auditioned for Paradox! Idol and then decides that you remind him of one of the judges. He starts shouting at you "I'll be big one day and it'll be your loss..." his words trail off into tears of rage and then he thumps you for X DAMAGE!
*Your opponent grabs a pickaxe and hits you in the forehead with it. Apparently it's not just his singing that's sharp. You take X DAMAGE!
*Trying to prove that he can sing, he performs his rendition of "Unchained Melody" for you. Your ears bleed for X DAMAGE!
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
*He might be a sharp miner, but his attacking skills seem to b flat today and he misses you completely.
*He might be a sharp miner, but his attacking skills seem to b flat today and he misses you completely.