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== Combat Messages ==
== Combat Messages ==
'''Initiative message(s):'''
*While its attention is directed elsewhere, you creep up on it.
'''Failed attack message(s):'''
*You begin to attack, but then you start to wonder if antagonising a gazebo is such a wise idea. Or even possible. You decide not to attack after all. Seriously, why would you want to do that? It's a GAZEBO, ''playername''!
*You commence your attack, but the gazebo doesn't appear to be vulnerable in any immediately obvious way.
'''Failed item message(s):'''
*Using that would be a complete waste of time. What would you want to use that for? It's a GAZEBO!
'''Miss message(s):'''
*The gazebo completely fails to do anything at all.
*The gazebo continues to stand there, completely immobile, doing absolutely nothing whatsoever. It is after all, just a gazebo.
*The gazebo rears up on its powerful.. no, wait.. it doesn't have powerful anythings to rear up on. It's a gazebo and it behaves pretty much how you'd expect a gazebo to behave; it doesn't react in any way.
'''Chicken Out message(s):'''
*You realise that attacking an ornamental lawn feature is fairly pointless, and decide to redirect your attention to something more interesting.
== Location(s) ==
== Location(s) ==
== Rewards ==
== Rewards ==
*[[Item]]
'''Stats for Chickening Out:'''
*You gain 10-26 [[brains]] [[subpoints]]
== Notes ==
*You gain XX [[brawn]]
*Chickening Out yields substats on this combat adventure.
'''After clicking the attack button 30 times, this happens:'''
You are fighting a dread gazebo
It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo. It catches you and eats you!
You lose all [[HP]].
== References ==
== References ==
This whole adventure is a reference to 'The tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo' in which the boy, Eric, is unaware of what a Gazebo is in a spoken roleplay game and therefore trys to destroy it. [http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Jul/gazebo.html]
*This whole adventure is a reference to 'The tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo' in which the boy, Eric, is unaware of what a Gazebo is in a spoken role play game and therefore tries to destroy it. [http://www.dreadgazebo.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=8] (The original story is Copyright 1989 by Richard Aronson and is used here with permission from the author. Thanks Richard!)
*Man eating buildings may sound familiar with the animated film Monster House.
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[[Category: Non-combat Adventures]]
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