*<font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font>You drop your ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors on your arm for 3 damage!
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*<font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font> You drop your ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors on your arm for 3 damage!
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*<font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font>Due to the ridiculous size of your scissors, you lose your grip and drop them on your <body part>, poking yourself for X damage.
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*<font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font> Due to the ridiculous size of your scissors, you lose your grip and drop them on your <body part>, poking yourself for X damage.