*Makes a [[Ebriositatic Elephant]] appear in your [[C.A.G.E.]]
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You place the ebriositatic elephant in your C.A.G.E.'s scanning system and press the "SCAN" button. For several seconds, intense beams of light sweep across the ebriositatic elephant, while the screen displays helpful progress messages... "SCANNING... 2 minutes remaining... 5 minutes remaining... 8 seconds remaining... 3 hours remaining..." Hmmm, this seems strangely familiar.
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After an indeterminate amount of time, the message shows "SCAN COMPLETE - NEW HOLOPET SUCCESSFULLY INSTALLED!", which is terrific, but unfortunately the process involves your ebriositatic elephant being de-molecularized and hyper-accelerated to the point that it, well, no longer exists, man.
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On the up-side, your shiny new holographic Ebriositatic Elephant makes a great addition to your collection.
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For some obscure reason, you decide to call it "Blue". Lovely.
==Notes==
==Notes==
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*Makes a [[Ebriositatic Elephant]] appear in your [[C.A.G.E.]]