by a lack of grease on a squeaky wheel, which is all very interesting, until you
by a lack of grease on a squeaky wheel, which is all very interesting, until you
remember the gigantic SNNAAAAKKKE!
remember the gigantic SNNAAAAKKKE!
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<b>Attack:</b> 30<br>
<b>Attack:</b> 30<br>
<b>Defence:</b> 30<br>
<b>Defence:</b> 30<br>
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== Combat Messages ==
== Combat Messages ==
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'''Successful Attack:'''
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*You swing your pickaxe round and round, do-si-do and stick it in a sensitive part of your opponent, who takes XX damage.
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*Your short-handled pickaxe handles your opponent in short order, dealing it XX damage. You perform a gloating happy-dance over your fallen opponent. Humble, aren't you?
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*You axe your opponent to pick how much damage you should do. Apparently, it picked XX.
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'''Unsuccessful Attack:'''
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FUMBLE!
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Somehow, you manage to stick your pick right up your nose. Don't you know it's rude to pick your nose in public? You just did 5 damage to yourself!