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== Description ==
== Description ==
== Rewards ==
== Rewards ==
*You gain X[[Tiny bottle of vodka]]
*You gain 1 [[Tiny bottle of vodka]] XX%
*? [[Brains]]
*You gain 1 [[Tiny bottle of tequila]] XX%
*? [[Brawn]]
*You gain 1 [[tiny bottle of rum]] XX%
*? [[Bravado]]
*You gain 1 [[tiny bottle of gin]] XX%
*? [[Moolah]]
*You gain ?1-3? [[tiny bottle of bourbon]] XX%
*You gain 1 [[tiny bottle of scotch]] XX%
== Notes ==
== Notes ==
'''The punchline can be one of:'''
* Aren't you a piece of string?
* Hey, do you know you've got a carrot in your ear?
* Why the long face?
* These two peanuts came in yesterday.
* We don't get many gorillas around here.
* Hey, we've got a drink named after you!
* Are you Vincent Van Gogh?
* Hey buddy, you've got a steering wheel down your pants!
* So there was this polar.... bear in here last week.
* Boy, I wish I could do that.
* Big John's coming to town!
* How did you get that peg leg?
== References ==
*Name of location is a play on the song title "Ballroom Blitz" by Sweet. (who is mentioned in the last world of dialogue)
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*The punchlines refer to the following jokes (click to expand or collapse):
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* A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says 'We don't serve strings in this bar' and kicks the string out.
:The string gets angry, but gets an idea. He unravels his ends, ties himself into a knot, and rolls around in the dirt.
:The string walks back into the bar and says 'Hey, bartender, give me a beer!'
:The bartender says 'Aren't you that piece of string I just kicked out of here?'
:And the string says 'Nope, I'm a frayed not!'
* A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says 'Hey, do you know you've got a carrot in your ear?'
:The guy says 'What?'
:bartender: 'I said, do you know you've got a carrot in your ear?'
:guy: 'WHAT?'
:bartender: 'I SAID, DO YOU KNOW YOU'VE GOT A CARROT IN YOUR EAR?'
:guy: 'I can't hear you, I've got a carrot in my ear.'
*A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?'
*Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted.
*A gorilla walks into a bar. The bartender thinks 'Huh, a gorilla?'
:The gorilla takes a seat and says 'Hello bartender. I'd like a margarita please.'
:Surprised, the bartender thinks 'This gorilla seems pretty smart.' He mixes up a margarita, serves it to the gorilla and says 'That'll be 18 dollars'
:The gorilla says 'ok' and hands the bartender a $20 bill.
:The bartender thinks 'I wonder how smart this gorilla is. I'll give him incorrect change and see what he does.'
:The bartender gives the gorilla $1 in change, and the gorilla says 'Excuse me, but I gave you $20, so I should get $2 in change.'
:The bartender apologizes and gives the gorilla the other dollar.
:The bartender thinks 'This gorilla really is pretty smart' and says "You know, we don't get many gorillas around here.'
:And the gorilla says 'Yeah, well, at $18 for a margarita, I'm not surprised.'
*A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says 'Hey, we've got a drink named after you!'
:And the grasshopper says 'Really? You've got a drink named Steve?'
*A Dutch fellow walks into a bar and orders a beer. A few minutes later, the bartender says 'Hey, aren't you Vincent van Gogh?'
:The Dutchman says 'Yes, I am.'
:The bartender says 'I'm a big fan! Would you like a drink on the house?'
:And Vincent van Gogh says 'No thanks, I've got one 'ere.'
*A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Hey buddy, you've got a steering wheel down your pants!'
:The pirate says 'Arr, I know. It's driving me nuts!'
*A polar bear walks into a bar and says 'I'd like a gin and........tonic, please.'
:The bartender says 'Sure, but why the big pause?'
:'Um, I'm a polar bear.'
*A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog in the corner licking his own testicles. The guy says 'Boy, I wish i could do that.'
:The bartender says 'Go ahead, he seems friendly enough.'
*A pirate walks into a bar. He has a pegleg, a hook hand, and an eyepatch.
:After he orders his drink, the bartender asks "So, how did you get the pegleg?'
:Pirate: 'We were in a storm, and I was swept out to sea. As me mates were pulling me back aboard, a shark bit me leg off.'
:Bartender" 'Wow. And how did you lose your hand?'
:Pirate: 'Arr, we were attacked by an enemy ship and one of the scurvy scallywags cut me hand off with his cutlass.'
:Bartender: 'And how about the eyepatch?'
:Pirate: 'I was in the crow's nest as a lookout and a seagull pooped in me eye.'
:Bartender: 'What? How did you lose an eye to seagull poop?'
:Pirate: 'Well, twas me first day with the new hook.'
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