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| == Description == | | == Description == |
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| == Rewards == | | == Rewards == |
| *You gain 1 [[Tiny bottle of vodka]] XX% | | *You gain 1 [[Tiny bottle of vodka]] XX% |
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| *You gain 1 [[Tiny bottle of tequila]] XX% | | *You gain 1 [[Tiny bottle of tequila]] XX% |
− | *? [[Brains]] | + | *You gain 1 [[tiny bottle of rum]] XX% |
− | *? [[Brawn]] | + | *You gain 1 [[tiny bottle of gin]] XX% |
− | *? [[Bravado]] | + | *You gain ?1-3? [[tiny bottle of bourbon]] XX% |
− | *? [[Moolah]] | + | *You gain 1 [[tiny bottle of scotch]] XX% |
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| == Notes == | | == Notes == |
| + | '''The punchline can be one of:''' |
| + | * Aren't you a piece of string? |
| + | * Hey, do you know you've got a carrot in your ear? |
| + | * Why the long face? |
| + | * These two peanuts came in yesterday. |
| + | * We don't get many gorillas around here. |
| + | * Hey, we've got a drink named after you! |
| + | * Are you Vincent Van Gogh? |
| + | * Hey buddy, you've got a steering wheel down your pants! |
| + | * So there was this polar.... bear in here last week. |
| + | * Boy, I wish I could do that. |
| + | * Big John's coming to town! |
| + | * How did you get that peg leg? |
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| + | == References == |
| + | *Name of location is a play on the song title "Ballroom Blitz" by Sweet. (who is mentioned in the last world of dialogue) |
| + | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> |
| + | *The punchlines refer to the following jokes (click to expand or collapse): |
| + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> |
| + | * A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says 'We don't serve strings in this bar' and kicks the string out. |
| + | :The string gets angry, but gets an idea. He unravels his ends, ties himself into a knot, and rolls around in the dirt. |
| + | :The string walks back into the bar and says 'Hey, bartender, give me a beer!' |
| + | :The bartender says 'Aren't you that piece of string I just kicked out of here?' |
| + | :And the string says 'Nope, I'm a frayed not!' |
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| + | * A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says 'Hey, do you know you've got a carrot in your ear?' |
| + | :The guy says 'What?' |
| + | :bartender: 'I said, do you know you've got a carrot in your ear?' |
| + | :guy: 'WHAT?' |
| + | :bartender: 'I SAID, DO YOU KNOW YOU'VE GOT A CARROT IN YOUR EAR?' |
| + | :guy: 'I can't hear you, I've got a carrot in my ear.' |
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| + | *A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' |
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| + | *Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted. |
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| + | *A gorilla walks into a bar. The bartender thinks 'Huh, a gorilla?' |
| + | :The gorilla takes a seat and says 'Hello bartender. I'd like a margarita please.' |
| + | :Surprised, the bartender thinks 'This gorilla seems pretty smart.' He mixes up a margarita, serves it to the gorilla and says 'That'll be 18 dollars' |
| + | :The gorilla says 'ok' and hands the bartender a $20 bill. |
| + | :The bartender thinks 'I wonder how smart this gorilla is. I'll give him incorrect change and see what he does.' |
| + | :The bartender gives the gorilla $1 in change, and the gorilla says 'Excuse me, but I gave you $20, so I should get $2 in change.' |
| + | :The bartender apologizes and gives the gorilla the other dollar. |
| + | :The bartender thinks 'This gorilla really is pretty smart' and says "You know, we don't get many gorillas around here.' |
| + | :And the gorilla says 'Yeah, well, at $18 for a margarita, I'm not surprised.' |
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| + | *A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says 'Hey, we've got a drink named after you!' |
| + | :And the grasshopper says 'Really? You've got a drink named Steve?' |
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− | == References ==
| + | *A Dutch fellow walks into a bar and orders a beer. A few minutes later, the bartender says 'Hey, aren't you Vincent van Gogh?' |
| + | :The Dutchman says 'Yes, I am.' |
| + | :The bartender says 'I'm a big fan! Would you like a drink on the house?' |
| + | :And Vincent van Gogh says 'No thanks, I've got one 'ere.' |
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| + | *A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Hey buddy, you've got a steering wheel down your pants!' |
| + | :The pirate says 'Arr, I know. It's driving me nuts!' |
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| + | *A polar bear walks into a bar and says 'I'd like a gin and........tonic, please.' |
| + | :The bartender says 'Sure, but why the big pause?' |
| + | :'Um, I'm a polar bear.' |
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| + | *A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog in the corner licking his own testicles. The guy says 'Boy, I wish i could do that.' |
| + | :The bartender says 'Go ahead, he seems friendly enough.' |
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| + | *A pirate walks into a bar. He has a pegleg, a hook hand, and an eyepatch. |
| + | :After he orders his drink, the bartender asks "So, how did you get the pegleg?' |
| + | :Pirate: 'We were in a storm, and I was swept out to sea. As me mates were pulling me back aboard, a shark bit me leg off.' |
| + | :Bartender" 'Wow. And how did you lose your hand?' |
| + | :Pirate: 'Arr, we were attacked by an enemy ship and one of the scurvy scallywags cut me hand off with his cutlass.' |
| + | :Bartender: 'And how about the eyepatch?' |
| + | :Pirate: 'I was in the crow's nest as a lookout and a seagull pooped in me eye.' |
| + | :Bartender: 'What? How did you lose an eye to seagull poop?' |
| + | :Pirate: 'Well, twas me first day with the new hook.' |
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