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*The punchlines refer to the following jokes (click to expand or collapse):
*The punchlines refer to the following jokes (click to expand or collapse):
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* A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says 'We don't serve strings in this bar' and kicks the string out.
:The string gets angry, but gets an idea. He unravels his ends, ties himself into a knot, and rolls around in the dirt.
:The string walks back into the bar and says 'Hey, bartender, give me a beer!'
:The bartender says 'Aren't you that piece of string I just kicked out of here?'
:And the string says 'Nope, I'm a frayed not!'
* A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says 'Hey, do you know you've got a carrot in your ear?'
* A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says 'Hey, do you know you've got a carrot in your ear?'
:The guy says 'What?'
:The guy says 'What?'