{{Misc/CombatMessage|You direct your can of whoop-ass at your opponent and open it. Chuck Norris jumps out and pounds it for '''14-20''' DAMAGE!}}
''Failed Attack''
''Failed Attack''
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{{Misc/CombatMessage|Failed attack message}}
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{{Misc/CombatMessage|You try to dish up a can of whoop-ass to your opponent then remember that you're not a master chef. Or a pro wrestler for that matter.}}
== Notes ==
== Notes ==
== References ==
== References ==
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* Lycra-clad loonies, inner theme music and cans of whoop-ass are all hallmarks of "professional wrestling", made famous by the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Wrestling_Entertainment WWE].