Can of whoop-ass

To be used in situations where the holder is getting pounded on. Particularly by lycra-clad loonies rocking out to their own inner theme music and pausing to pose after every attempted attack.

Type: combat item
Autosell value: 55

Can be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be traded
Can be stored

Plural: cans of whoop-ass

Obtained From

• Mine Camp F
  • A Master Miner

When Used in Combat

Successful Attack

You direct your can of whoop-ass at your opponent and open it. Chuck Norris jumps out and pounds it for 14-20 DAMAGE!

Failed Attack

You try to dish up a can of whoop-ass to your opponent then remember that you're not a master chef. Or a pro wrestler for that matter.

References

• Lycra-clad loonies, inner theme music and cans of whoop-ass are all hallmarks of "professional wrestling", made famous by the WWE.

Collection

Rakkasan - 6526 | CommanderMack - 3058 | Fenmar - 1652 | Dirxcec - 638 | LordCretin - 500 | Sponge_Bob - 161 | McFeisty - 98 | Arikel - 77 | LadyDelilah - 23 | INVISIBLE - 13