{{Misc/CombatMessage|You direct your can of whoop-ass at your opponent and open it. Chuck Norris jumps out and pounds it for X DAMAGE!}}
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{{Misc/CombatMessage|You direct your can of whoop-ass at your opponent and open it. Chuck Norris jumps out and pounds it for '''14-20''' DAMAGE!}}
''Failed Attack''
''Failed Attack''
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{{Misc/CombatMessage|Failed attack message}}
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{{Misc/CombatMessage|You try to dish up a can of whoop-ass to your opponent then remember that you're not a master chef. Or a pro wrestler for that matter.}}