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Ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors (view source)
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{{Summary/Items/Weapon
|imagename=Scissors.png
|description=This is a pair of ridculously oversized novelty scissors, used by important people to cut silly ribbons.
|type=melee
|class=blade
|hands=1
|attack=15
|costofTPonuse=N/A
|damagetype=[[Physical damage]]
|autosell=20
|discarded=Cannot
|autosold=Can
|stored=Can
|traded=Can
|outfitname=N/A
|plural=pairs of ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors
|bonus=N/A
}}
== Description ==
== Obtained From ==
*[[Demo Location]]
**[[The Mayor of Palookaville]]
== When Used in Combat ==
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
*Part of this ceremony appears to involve stabbing your opponent, dealing XXX damage and making it suffer.
*You indulge in a bit of hack'n'slash and discover that, ceremonially speaking, XXX damage to your opponent is pretty good!
*You cut your opponent, declaring it open to the public, and doing XXX damage in the process.
*You deal your opponent XXX damage! Since your scissors are meant to be ceremonial, you wonder briefly why they made them so good for stabbing things with.
*You take your scissors and ceremonially deal XXX damage to your opponent!
'''Missed Attack(s):'''
*Your opponent tosses a large ribbon off to the side and, thinking you're some big-shot presenter, instinctively go after that instead.
<span style="font-family:Veranda; font-size: 12pt">Autosell Value: 20</span>
'''Unsuccessful Attack(s):'''
*<font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font> You drop your ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors on your arm for 3 damage!
*<font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font> Due to the ridiculous size of your scissors, you lose your grip and drop them on your <body part>, poking yourself for X damage.
== Notes ==
== References ==
Pokes fun at the gigantic pairs of scissors manufactured for grand ribbon-cutting ceremonies.
== Collection ==
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