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*You ask your opponent to "smell the cheese". As it attempts to oblige, you stab it with the cheese cutter for X damage. I bet it didn't expect that!
*You ask your opponent to "smell the cheese". As it attempts to oblige, you stab it with the cheese cutter for X damage. I bet it didn't expect that!
'''Fumbled Messages:'''
'''Fumbled Messages:'''
*You cut the cheese, but not with your cheese cutter. This causes 2 embarrassment damage to your ego.
*You cut the cheese, but not with your cheese cutter. This causes X embarrassment damage to your ego.
'''Missed Messages:'''
'''Missed Messages:'''
*Your opponents distract you by yelling "Where's the cheese?" and you miss your attack by looking around hopefully for some real cheese to cut.
*Your opponents distract you by yelling "Where's the cheese?" and you miss your attack by looking around hopefully for some real cheese to cut.