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Cinema Seven - The Horrovision Experience! (view source)
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<center>'''Answer The Phone'''</center>
<center>'''Answer The Phone'''</center>
<center>'''Head For The Car'''</center>
== Scene 3 ==
'''If you picked Drop The Phone In A Handy Vat Of Sulfuric Acid'''
'''If you picked Answer The Phone'''
Despite the fact that you're certain that the person on the other end of the line is going to ask you what your favorite scary movie is or tell you that you have a week to live, you answer the phone anyway.
Surprisingly enough, it's actually a telemarketer calling to inform you that you've just won a cruise to some obscure island off the coast of a war-torn country, but in order to collect the "prize", you have to subscribe to 30 different magazines that you've never even heard of.
This pisses you off so much that you march down to the local calling center to give them a piece of your mind.
While you're gone, the killer that WAS in your house accidentally blows the whole place to pieces... while he's still inside. It sucks that your house is now a burning pile of rubble but hey, at least you're alive, right?
The scene shifts.
You relax in your favorite armchair, listening to the local radio station when a news bulletin interrupts your favorite show. According to the report, a maniac serial killer, armed with a semi-automatic weapon, has escaped from the nearby asylum. As the reporter details the gruesome slayings occurring in the vicinity, the ever-increasing volume of the eerie music being broadcast behind the report begins to creep you out.
You change the station only to discover that the music is still playing, and it's not coming from the radio! Holy crap!
'''If you picked Head For The Car'''
<center>'''Ignore The Intense Music'''</center>
<center>'''Heed The Intense Music'''</center>
<center>'''Head For The Car'''</center>
<center>'''Head For The Car'''</center>