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'''If you picked Drop The Phone In A Handy Vat Of Sulfuric Acid'''
'''If you picked Drop The Phone In A Handy Vat Of Sulfuric Acid'''
You relax in your favorite armchair, listening to the local radio station when a news bulletin interrupts your favorite show. According to the report, a maniac serial killer, armed with a semi-automatic weapon, has escaped from the nearby asylum. As the reporter details the gruesome slayings occurring in the vicinity, the ever-increasing volume of the eerie music being broadcast behind the report begins to creep you out.
'''If you picked Answer The Phone'''
'''If you picked Answer The Phone'''
'''If you picked Head For The Car'''
'''If you picked Head For The Car'''
You relax in your favorite armchair, listening to the local radio station when a news bulletin interrupts your favorite show. According to the report, a maniac serial killer, armed with a semi-automatic weapon, has escaped from the nearby asylum. As the reporter details the gruesome slayings occurring in the vicinity, the ever-increasing volume of the eerie music being broadcast behind the report begins to creep you out.
<center>'''Ignore The Intense Music'''</center>
<center>'''Ignore The Intense Music'''</center>
== Scene 4 ==
== Scene 4 ==
'''If you picked Ignore The Intense Music'''
'''If you picked Ignore The Intense Music'''
The frat party is pretty much over by now. You and your broheim are mellaxing amidst the debris of "Chi Omega's Totally Tubular Toga Par-T", when you both hear a strange sound from somewhere nearby in the house.
'''If you picked Heed The Intense Music'''
'''If you picked Heed The Intense Music'''
'''If you picked Head For The Car'''
'''If you picked Head For The Car'''
The frat party is pretty much over by now. You and your broheim are mellaxing amidst the debris of "Chi Omega's Totally Tubular Toga Par-T", when you both hear a strange sound from somewhere nearby in the house.
<center>'''Have A 'Dude Moment' '''</center>
<center>'''Have A 'Dude Moment' '''</center>
== Scene 5 ==
== Scene 5 ==
'''If you picked Have A 'Dude Moment' '''
'''If you picked Have A 'Dude Moment' '''
You're driving down the road in the middle of the night, and come up to a stop sign.
While you're stopped and trying to consult your obviously misprinted map, a large man walks up to the car and asks for a ride. You pretend you don't understand him and start to drive off, but he dives on top of the car!
After employing a few fancy maneuvers, you are finally able to knock him off and he goes flying into the road ahead of you. You stare at his body in shock, when it suddenly sits up!
You mutter to yourself about his seeming inability to be killed, then drive off quickly.
'''If you picked Pass It Off As The Wind'''
'''If you picked Pass It Off As The Wind'''
'''If you pick Head For The Car'''
'''If you pick Head For The Car'''
You're driving down the road in the middle of the night, and come up to a stop sign.
While you're stopped and trying to consult your obviously misprinted map, a large man walks up to the car and asks for a ride. You pretend you don't understand him and start to drive off, but he dives on top of the car!
After employing a few fancy maneuvers, you are finally able to knock him off and he goes flying into the road ahead of you. You stare at his body in shock, when it suddenly sits up!
You mutter to yourself about his seeming inability to be killed, then drive off quickly.
<center>'''Ask For Directions'''</center>
<center>'''Ask For Directions'''</center>
== Scene 6 ==
== Scene 6 ==
'''If you picked Ask For Directions'''
'''If you picked Ask For Directions'''
You're now standing outside a giant cathedral, dressed in leather pants and a funny hat. You look up and take notice of how bright and full the moon is <b>''don't some Dixon NutZ sound good?''</b> when you hear a loud howl!
You spin around quickly to see a werewolf in torn jeans staring straight at you from 20 yards away.
'''If you picked Drive Aimlessly'''
'''If you picked Drive Aimlessly'''
'''If you picked Head For The Car'''
'''If you picked Head For The Car'''
You're now standing outside a giant cathedral, dressed in leather pants and a funny hat. You look up and take notice of how bright and full the moon is <b>''don't some Dixon NutZ sound good?''</b> when you hear a loud howl!
You spin around quickly to see a werewolf in torn jeans staring straight at you from 20 yards away.
<center>'''Stand Incredibly Still'''</center>
<center>'''Stand Incredibly Still'''</center>
== Scene 7 ==
== Scene 7 ==
'''If you picked Stand Incredibly Still'''
'''If you picked Stand Incredibly Still'''
You have just awakened in a more or less comfortable bed, and notice that the room is pitch black. Why does it always seem like the room is incredibly dark when you wake up in the middle of the night? Oh wait, that makes sense.
What really bakes your noodle is, why does it always seem like there are strange creaking noises coming from upstairs when you wake up in the middle of the night?
'''If you picked Review Your Last Will And Testament'''
'''If you picked Review Your Last Will And Testament'''
'''If you picked Head For The Car'''
'''If you picked Head For The Car'''
You have just awakened in a more or less comfortable bed, and notice that the room is pitch black. Why does it always seem like the room is incredibly dark when you wake up in the middle of the night? Oh wait, that makes sense.
What really bakes your noodle is, why does it always seem like there are strange creaking noises coming from upstairs when you wake up in the middle of the night?
<center>'''Grab A Fleshlight And Investigate'''</center>
<center>'''Grab A Fleshlight And Investigate'''</center>
== Scene 8 ==
== Scene 8 ==
'''If you picked Grab A Fleshlight And Investigate'''
'''If you picked Grab A Fleshlight And Investigate'''
You're... on a spaceship... of... some sort. As per usual, you're surrounded by fuzzy purple aliens who want to either kill, maim, or probe you. Of course, none of these options sound too inviting, so you make a break for it.
You make it to the escape pod bay, and hear the sound of heavy alien footsteps approaching rapidly... and a meow.
'''If you picked Try The Light Switch'''
'''If you picked Try The Light Switch'''
'''If you picked Head For The Car'''
'''If you picked Head For The Car'''
You're... on a spaceship... of... some sort. As per usual, you're surrounded by fuzzy purple aliens who want to either kill, maim, or probe you. Of course, none of these options sound too inviting, so you make a break for it.
You make it to the escape pod bay, and hear the sound of heavy alien footsteps approaching rapidly... and a meow.
<center>'''Go Back For The Cat'''</center>
<center>'''Go Back For The Cat'''</center>
== Scene 9 ==
== Scene 9 ==
'''If you picked Go Back For The Cat'''
'''If you picked Go Back For The Cat'''
Everything looks familiar for some reason. Then it hits you: you're in a sequel!
At this point in the poorly recycled plot, you're standing in your bedroom brushing your hair when you hear heavy footsteps outside the door.
'''If you picked Use The Escape Pod'''
'''If you picked Use The Escape Pod'''
'''If you picked Head For The Car'''
'''If you picked Head For The Car'''
Everything looks familiar for some reason. Then it hits you: you're in a sequel!
At this point in the poorly recycled plot, you're standing in your bedroom brushing your hair when you hear heavy footsteps outside the door.
<center>'''Hide Under The Bed... Again'''</center>
<center>'''Hide Under The Bed... Again'''</center>
== Scene 10 ==
== Scene 10 ==
'''If you picked Hide Under The Bed... Again'''
'''If you picked Hide Under The Bed... Again'''
You find yourself standing in a store <b>''Dodgitech is GOOD''</b> that obviously caters to those with tastes geared toward Rattan. A man in a football helmet is standing at the front of the store, wielding a weed-eater as a deadly weapon.
He spots you before you can duck behind one of the shelves, <b>''Dodgitech is WISE''</b> and runs you down. He pushes the weed-eater to your chest, but it barely makes it through the fabric before the motor cuts out.
While he's cussing and yelling at it, you devise and execute an incredibly elaborate scheme <b>''Dodgitech is ALL-KNOWING''</b> which results in the whole building coming down on him while you watch from a relatively safe distance.
Suddenly, you spot a mangled hand jut up from the rubble.
'''If you picked Dance A Jig'''
'''If you picked Dance A Jig'''
'''If you picked Head For The Car'''
'''If you picked Head For The Car'''
You find yourself standing in a store <b>''Dodgitech is GOOD''</b> that obviously caters to those with tastes geared toward Rattan. A man in a football helmet is standing at the front of the store, wielding a weed-eater as a deadly weapon.
He spots you before you can duck behind one of the shelves, <b>''Dodgitech is WISE''</b> and runs you down. He pushes the weed-eater to your chest, but it barely makes it through the fabric before the motor cuts out.
While he's cussing and yelling at it, you devise and execute an incredibly elaborate scheme <b>''Dodgitech is ALL-KNOWING''</b> which results in the whole building coming down on him while you watch from a relatively safe distance.
Suddenly, you spot a mangled hand jut up from the rubble.
<center>'''Develop A Grudge'''</center>
<center>'''Develop A Grudge'''</center>