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<center>[[Image:Beardlady.png]]</center>
<center>[[Image:Beardlady.png]]</center>
"Um, well, I don't really think so," you say, and start to walk away.
"Um, well, I don't really think so," you say, and start to walk away.
== Opponent Level Information ==
'''Opponent Level:'''
'''Power Level:'''
'''Attack Rating:'''
'''Defence Rating:''' 25?
== Scaling ==
*Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? No
*[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[Elemental Damage Reduction]]: Y/N? If So What Kind
*Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
*Physical Resistance: Y/N?
== Combat Messages ==
== Combat Messages ==
'''Initiative Message(s):'''
*"Well, if that's how you're going to be, I guess I'll just have to take it then, Big Nose!" she says, and tries to look threatening while not actually doing anything.
*"Fine then, if you won't give me your Moolah, I'll just have to take it!" she yells, and rushes at you.
'''Successful Attack'''
*You suggest that maybe she could consider hair plugs for her chin. "Plug this!" she says and pummels you for X DAMAGE!
*She uses the elastic of a fake beard as a sling shot and hits you in the chin for X DAMAGE!
*She starts plucking random hairs from your body to make you as bald as her chin, doing X DAMAGE!
'''Miss Messages:'''
*She strikes a pose as if to stun you with her amazing hairless chin and strains her neck.
*She puts on a fake beard to give you a before and after example of her career and gets distracted reminiscing about her glory days.
*You've had enough of looking at her chin, so you close your eyes, causing her to pout instead of attacking you.
== Location(s) ==
== Location(s) ==
*[[Image:fakebeard.png]]You acquire an item: [[fake beard]] '''( ?% )'''
*[[Image:fakebeard.png]]You acquire an item: [[fake beard]] '''( ?% )'''
*[[Image:elixir.png]]You acquire an item: [[Dr. Morelli's miracle elixir]] '''( ?% )'''
*[[Image:elixir.png]]You acquire an item: [[Dr. Morelli's miracle elixir]] '''( ?% )'''
*[[Image:moolah.png]]You gain ?-48-? [[moolah]]
*[[Image:moolah.png]]You gain 38-79 [[moolah]]
'''Stats:'''
'''Stats:'''
*You gain ?-9-? [[brawn]], [[brains]], and [[bravado]]
*You gain 1-6 [[brawn]] [[subpoints]]
*You gain 1-6 [[brains]] [[subpoints]]
*You gain 1-6 [[bravado]] [[subpoints]]
== Notes ==
== Notes ==
== References ==
== References ==
*The entire description of this combat is a reference to the 'Ex-Leper' sketch by the English comedy group [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Python Monty Python] from their film 'Life of Brian'. You can read the original sketch [http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/brian-05.htm HERE]
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