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<center>[[Image:Jogger.png]]</center>
== Description ==
As you wander around aimlessly, you encounter a jogger who seems annoyed to find you blocking his path. You can see he's at the peak of physical fitness. For a jogger anyway.. You know, scrawny arms, shin splints, fallen arches, even a mild case of jogger's nipple. What a jerk!
He doesn't look like he's going to be too much trouble.
== Opponent Level Information ==
'''Opponent Level:''' 11
'''Power Level:'''10
'''Attack Rating:''' 11
'''Defence Rating:'''
== Scaling ==
*Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? No
*[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[Elemental Damage Reduction]]: Y/N? If So What Kind
*Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
*Physical Resistance: Y/N?
== Combat Messages ==
'''Initiative Message(s):'''
*He shouts at you angrily, and starts waving his arms about, but isn't used to all that upper-body activity and has to pause for minute to recover.
*He shouts at you angrily - something about failing to beat his "personal best" - and lunges toward you.
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
*He swings his arm wildly and hits you in the [[Body parts]], causing X DAMAGE! What a jerk!
*He sissy-punches you in the [[Body parts]] for X DAMAGE! Jerk!
'''Missed Attack(s):'''
*He flails his arms wildly at your [[Body parts]] but misses like the jerk that he is.
*He tries to punch you in the [[Body parts]] but his upper-body strength leaves a lot to be desired. Jerk
*He tries to attack you, but hasn't quite got his breath back, so he doubles over wheezing "healthily" instead. Jerk.
== Location(s) ==
*[[Charlie Gardens Memorial Park]]
== Rewards ==
'''Items:'''
*[[Image:hypershirt.png]] You acquire an item: [[super-duper-hyper-color t-shirt]] '''( ?% )'''
*[[Image:jogshorts.png]] You acquire an item: [[ridiculously loose shorts]] '''( ?% )'''
*[[Image:fncyshoe.png]] You acquire an item: [[fancy jogging shoes]] '''( ?% )'''
*[[Image:moolah.png]] You gain 11-17 [[moolah]]
'''Stats:'''
*You gain 1-2 [[brawn]] [[subpoints]]
*You gain 1-2 [[brains]] [[subpoints]]
*You gain 1-2 [[bravado]] [[subpoints]]
== Notes ==
*One of his initiative messages is a reference to a jogger's aspiration to beat their 'personal best' - the fastest time that they can achieve.
== References ==
* His Description is a reference to most of the ailments that befall an ardent jogger and their typical physique of a petite upper body.
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