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'''Initiative Message(s):'''
'''Initiative Message(s):'''
*He shouts at you angrily, and starts waving his arms about, but isn't used to all that upper-body activity and has to pause for minute to recover.
*He shouts at you angrily, and starts waving his arms about, but isn't used to all that upper-body activity and has to pause for minute to recover.
*He shouts at you angrily - something about failing to beat his "personal best" - and lunges toward you.
*He shouts at you angrily - something about failing to beat his "personal best" - and lunges toward you.
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
*He swings his arm wildly and hits you in the <[[Body parts]]>, causing '''n''' DAMAGE! What a jerk!
*He swings his arm wildly and hits you in the [[Body parts]], causing X DAMAGE! What a jerk!
*He sissy-punches you in the <[[Body parts]]> for X DAMAGE! Jerk!
*He sissy-punches you in the [[Body parts]] for X DAMAGE! Jerk!
'''Missed Attack(s):'''
'''Missed Attack(s):'''
*He flails his arms wildly at your <[[Body parts]]> but misses like the jerk that he is.
*He flails his arms wildly at your [[Body parts]] but misses like the jerk that he is.
*He tries to punch you in the <[[Body parts]]> but his upper-body strength leaves a lot to be desired. Jerk
*He tries to punch you in the [[Body parts]] but his upper-body strength leaves a lot to be desired. Jerk
*He tries to attack you, but hasn't quite got his breath back, so he doubles over wheezing "healthily" instead. Jerk.
*He tries to attack you, but hasn't quite got his breath back, so he doubles over wheezing "healthily" instead. Jerk.
== Notes ==
== Notes ==
*One of his initiative messages is a reference to a jogger's aspiration to beat their 'personal best' - the fastest time that they can achieve.
== References ==
== References ==
* His Description is a reference to most of the ailments that befall an ardent jogger and their typical physique of a petite upper body.
* His Description is a reference to most of the ailments that befall an ardent jogger and their typical physique of a petite upper body.
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