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*"JYD" is too busy showing off his dog-like antics to an invisible crowd to attack you.
*"JYD" is too busy showing off his dog-like antics to an invisible crowd to attack you.
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
*He dogbutts you for X DAMAGE!
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
*He starts to attack you, but is suddenly far more interested in sniffing your butt. Wait! He wants to smell your *what*!? Fortunately, it doesn't hurt, it's just bloody annoying.
*He's convinced that he's the baddest dog in the whole damn town... Which is accurate, assuming "baddest" means "least capable", since he fails to hit you.
*As he runs toward you, his collar gets snagged on something and he's yanked back onto his rump. Now that's comedy!
== Location(s) ==
== Location(s) ==
*[[Junkyard]]
*[[Junkyard]]