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Suddenly and without warning she produces a pickaxe. You really don't want to know where she was hiding that.
Suddenly and without warning she produces a pickaxe. You really don't want to know where she was hiding that.
== Opponent Level Information ==
== Opponent Level Information ==
'''Opponent Level:'''
'''Opponent Level:'''
'''Defence Rating:'''
'''Defence Rating:'''
== Scaling ==
*Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? No
*[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats? No
*[[Elemental Damage Reduction]]: Y/N? If So What Kind
*Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
*Physical Resistance: Y/N?
== Combat Messages ==
== Combat Messages ==
'''Initiative Message(s):'''
'''Initiative Message(s):'''
*Nonplussed and unimpressed by the revealment of her concealment, you get the jump.
*Nonplussed and unimpressed by the revealment of her concealment, you get the jump.
*While you're busy marvelling at the size of her large, firm, heaving... pickaxe, they get the jump.
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
*You receive a pickaxe in the ankle for X DAMAGE. You respond by donating blood.
*She perches on your chest and pecks at your eyes. Of course by "perches" we mean "jumps" and by "pecks" we mean "scratches the hell out of". You take X DAMAGE. And by "X DAMAGE" we mean, well, "X DAMAGE"!
*She digs you, and not in a good way, for X DAMAGE!
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
'''Failed Attack(s):'''
*The skank goes rank and rushes towards you, but her false leg comes off, and she ends up just hopping around in a circle, which is hilarious but not terribly dangerous.
*The skank goes rank and rushes towards you, but her false leg comes off, and she ends up just hopping around in a circle, which is hilarious but not terribly dangerous.
== Rewards ==
== Rewards ==
*[[miner's helmet]]
*[[tube dress]]
*[[tube dress]]
*[[fishnet stockings]]
*[[fishnet stockings]]
*You gain XX [[moolah]]
*[[short-handled pickaxe]]
*You gain 54-82 [[moolah]]
'''Stats:'''
'''Stats:'''
*You gain XX [[brawn]]
*You gain XX [[brawn]]
== References ==
== References ==
Gold digger literally refers to one who digs for gold. It also refers to
*Gold digger literally refers to one who digs for gold. It also refers to a woman who uses a wealthy man for his money. The description states "this young lady is a gold digger in every sense of the word".
a woman who uses a wealthy man for his money. The description states "this young lady is a gold digger in every sense of the word".
*"...you plan to let her finish..." This line references Kanye West's storming of the stage during Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards, where he informed the world that, "Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Beyoncé has one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time!"
*'...and rushes towards you, but her false leg comes off' refers to Heather Mills, an ex-wife of Paul McCartney. Tabloids often portray her as a gold digger. While appearing on Dancing on Ice, her false leg fell off during her routine.
"...you plan to let her finish..." This line references Kanye West's storming of the stage during Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards, where he informed the world that, "Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Beyoncé has one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time!"
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