Description
The Parrot-Ox is an unusual creature indeed. It's as big as an ox, yet as light as a parrot, making it quite comfortable to carry around on your shoulder regardless of how strange it looks.
This odd combination of beast and bird is quite a... hmm... what's the word I'm looking for?
Type: HoloPet
Can be stored
Can be gifted
Can be traded
Obtained From
Using a pirate egg
When Used
You place the parrot-ox in your C.A.G.E.'s scanning system and press the "SCAN" button. For several seconds, intense beams of light sweep across the parrot-ox, while the screen displays helpful progress messages... "SCANNING... 2 minutes remaining... 5 minutes remaining... 8 seconds remaining... 3 hours remaining..." Hmmm, this seems strangely familiar.
After an indeterminate amount of time, the message shows "SCAN COMPLETE - NEW HOLOPET SUCCESSFULLY INSTALLED!", which is terrific, but unfortunately the process involves your parrot-ox being de-molecularized and hyper-accelerated to the point that it, well, no longer exists, man.
On the up-side, your shiny new holographic Parrot-Ox makes a great addition to your collection.
For some obscure reason, you decide to call it "Denim". Lovely.
You lose 1 parrot-ox, leaving you with 0.
Notes
References
Parrot-ox is a reference to the game name, paradox