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== Combat Messages ==
== Combat Messages ==
'''Jump message(s):'''
'''Initiative Message(s):'''
*Unfortunately, you're too busy watching the pretty birdy to realise the danger, and the pigeon attacks first!
*Unfortunately, you're too busy watching the pretty birdy to realise the danger, and the pigeon attacks first!
'''Successful Attack(s):'''
*It readies to attack you, but suddenly begins to cough uncontrollably until it spits out a cyanide coated peanut, which hits you in the leg and causes <font color=green>X [[Poison damage|POISON DAMAGE]].</font>
*You discover that life is in fact neither skittles nor beer as it pecks you in the arm for <font color=green>X [[Poison damage|POISON DAMAGE]]</font>!
'''Missed Attack(s):'''
'''Missed Attack(s):'''
*The pigeon tries to attack you but can't resist the urge to try and hide.
*The pigeon tries to attack you but can't resist the urge to try and hide.
*It flies toward you really fast, but gets its beak stuck in a tree beside you. Oh man, gotta love slapstick.
*It flies toward you really fast, but gets its beak stuck in a tree beside you. Oh man, gotta love slapstick.
*It tries to peck you in the knee but misses.
*It readies to attack you, but suddenly begins to cough uncontrollably until it spits out a cyanide coated peanut, which hits you in the leg and causes <font color=green>X [[Poison damage|POISON DAMAGE]].</font>
== Location(s) ==
== Location(s) ==
== References ==
== References ==
This opponent and much of the opponent descrption and combat texts are references to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Lehrer Tom Lehrer's] hit comedy song, "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park".
This opponent and much of the opponent descrption and combat texts are references to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Lehrer Tom Lehrer's] hit comedy song, "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park", which Grokly used to play quite often in his comedy show.