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{{Summary/Items/Combat_Items |imagename=Badjoke.png |description=This is a small piece of what looks like ticker-tape, with poorly-printed text on it - most likely a very, very bad joke. Now you know what happens to the leftovers when the monkeys are done writing Shakespeare. |type=combat item |autosell=120 |discarded=Cannot |autosold=Can |traded=Can |stored=Can |plural=Really bad jokes }}

{{Summary/Items/Combat_Items |imagename=Badjoke.png |description=This is a small piece of what looks like ticker-tape, with poorly-printed text on it - most likely a very, very bad joke. Now you know what happens to the leftovers when the monkeys are done writing Shakespeare. |type=combat item |autosell=120 |discarded=Cannot |autosold=Can |traded=Can |stored=Can |plural=Really bad jokes }}

== Obtained From ==

== Obtained From ==

*[[RCJG-4000]]

*[[RCJG-4000]]

 

== When Used ==

== When Used ==

'''Successful Attacks:'''

'''Successful Attacks:'''

*You take out a really bad joke, clear your throat and start reading...  '''<Joke Question>''' you ask your opponent. He stares at you blankly. '''<Joke Answer>''' He continues to stare at you for a few seconds before the incredible lameness of the joke hits him like a truck-full of really heavy bricks. Your opponent has just suffered 21-33 [[Groan Damage|GROAN DAMAGE]]. The bad joke fails to survive the attack and disintegrates in your hands.

*You take out a really bad joke, clear your throat and start reading...  '''<Joke Question>''' you ask your opponent. He stares at you blankly. '''<Joke Answer>''' He continues to stare at you for a few seconds before the incredible lameness of the joke hits him like a truck-full of really heavy bricks. Your opponent has just suffered 21-39 [[Groan Damage|GROAN DAMAGE]]. The bad joke fails to survive the attack and disintegrates in your hands.

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<td>Why didn't the sheepdog pass his driving test?</td>

<td>Why didn't the sheepdog pass his driving test?</td>

<td>Becuase he couldn't make a ewe turn!</td>

<td>Because he couldn't make a ewe turn!</td>

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<td>Why do you go to bed?</td>

<td>Why do you go to bed?</td>

<td>Because it won't come to you!</td>

<td>Because it won't come to you!</td>

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<td>Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?</td>

<td>Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?</td>

<td>Becuase DEC 25 = OCT 31 !</td>

<td>Because DEC 25 = OCT 31 !</td>

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<td>Have you heard about the new corderoy pillows? (sic)

<td>Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?

<td>They're making headlines!

<td>They're making headlines!

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== References ==

== References ==

This may be referring to the quote: "If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare". Which of course, the monkeys will have to type a lot of nonsense to get there (which are the leftovers).

This may be referring to the quote: "If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare". Which of course, the monkeys will have to type a lot of nonsense to get there (which are the leftovers).

== Collection ==

== Collection ==

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