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'''Successful Attacks:'''

'''Successful Attacks:'''

*You take out a really bad joke, clear your throat and start reading...  "Why did the thief shower before robbing the bank?" you ask your opponent. He stares at you blankly. "He wanted to make a clean getaway!" He continues to stare at you for a few seconds before the incredible lameness of the joke hits him like a truck-full of really heavy bricks. Your opponent has just suffered 24 GROAN DAMAGE. The bad joke fails to survive the attack and disintegrates in your hands.

*You take out a really bad joke, clear your throat and start reading...  '''<Joke Question>''' you ask your opponent. He stares at you blankly. '''<Joke Answer>''' He continues to stare at you for a few seconds before the incredible lameness of the joke hits him like a truck-full of really heavy bricks. Your opponent has just suffered 21-33 GROAN DAMAGE. The bad joke fails to survive the attack and disintegrates in your hands.

*You take out a really bad joke, clear your throat and start reading... "What has four wheels and flies?" you ask your opponent. He stares at you blankly. "A garbage truck!" He continues to stare at you for a few seconds before the incredible lameness of the joke hits him like a truck-full of really heavy bricks. Your opponent has just suffered 22 GROAN DAMAGE. The bad joke fails to survive the attack and disintegrates in your hands.

 

 

 

*You take out a really bad joke, clear your throat and start reading... "What do porcupines say when they kiss?" you ask your opponent. He stares at you blankly. "OUCH!" He continues to stare at you for a few seconds before the incredible lameness of the joke hits him like a truck-full of really heavy bricks. Your opponent has just suffered 33 GROAN DAMAGE. The bad joke fails to survive the attack and disintegrates in your hands.

 

 

 

*You take out a really bad joke, clear your throat and start reading... "What is so fragile that even saying its name can break it?" you ask your opponent. He stares at you blankly. "Silence!" He continues to stare at you for a few seconds before the incredible lameness of the joke hits him like a truck-full of really heavy bricks. Your opponent has just suffered 21 GROAN DAMAGE. The bad joke fails to survive the attack and disintegrates in your hands.

<td>He wanted to make a clean getaway!</td>

<td>What has four wheels and flies?</td>

<td>A garbage truck!</td>

<td>What do porcupines say when they kiss?</td>

<td>OUCH!</td>

<td>What is so fragile that even saying its name can break it?</td>

<td>Silence!</td>

== References ==

== References ==