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→When Used: - added a joke that wasn't listed yet (and changed "why is duck" to "why is a duck")
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<td>Why is duck?</td>
<td>Why is a duck?</td>
<td>Because one of its legs is both the same and its head knocks together when it walks.</td>
<td>Because one of its legs is both the same and its head knocks together when it walks.</td>
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<td>What goes up a chimney down but won't go down chimney up</td>
<td>What goes up a chimney down but won't go down chimney up?</td>
<td>An umbrella!</td>
<td>An umbrella!</td>
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<td>What's E.T. short for?
<td>What's E.T. short for?
<td>Because he's only got little legs!
<td>Because he's only got little legs!
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<td>Have you heard about the new corderoy pillows? (sic)
<td>They're making headlines!
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