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| == Notes == | | == Notes == |
| + | '''When visiting the [[Noobology Department]] after resetting the first time, this comes up:''' |
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| + | After consulting a fairly complicated map, asking 7 different people for directions, and getting yourself lost 3 times, you finally discover a plain looking door with "Department of Cultural Sciences" printed on it. |
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| + | You notice that the words "Cultural Sciences" have been crossed out and "Noobology" written underneath in purple magic marker. This should be interesting. |
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| + | You knock politely on the door (manners always were your strong point) and wait. And wait. And wait. You get tired of waiting and open the door. |
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| + | The room appears to be quite cluttered, and it takes a while for you to notice that part of the clutter is in fact a fairly strange looking, dishevelled old guy, sitting at a desk in amongst an unstable-looking stack of papers and beaming at you. Creepy. |
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| + | "Ahhhhh, hello there young... person! My name is [[Professor B. Ginner von Noob]]. Welcome to the Department of Noobology!" |
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| + | "Ah! Welcome back, <PLAYERNAME>!" exclaims the Professor, "It's good to see you again!" |
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| + | "Back? Wait, what..." |
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| + | "If you remember," he continues, "the last time you were here, I asked you to undertake a series of simple, and somewhat boring, tasks to help you familiarise yourself with... well, with things." |
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| + | "Ummm, well, I'm not really..." |
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| + | "Good, good. Well, you should be pretty familiar with everything now, so I don't think there's any need for that. How about I just give you some stuff and send you on your way?" |
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| + | "..." |
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| + | "Excellent, here you are then. Good luck!" |
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| + | Before you have a chance to ask any questions, the Professor has handed you a number of items and bundled you out the door, closing it firmly behind you. |
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| + | Great. Looks like you're on your own! |
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| + | *You acquire an item: [[blue t-shirt]]. |
| + | *You acquire 5 [[probably-meatburger|probably-meatburgers]]. |
| + | *You acquire 5 [[Boo-boo B-Gone strips]]. |
| + | *You acquire 2 blobs of [[replacement snot]]. |
| + | *You gain 500 [[moolah]]. |
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