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*You feel sorry for the guy, but, well, you don't really carry "spare" moolah, only moolah for which you actually have plans, none of which involve donations to charity right now, thanks very much and... You know, rather than trying to explain this to him, you decide it's probably easier just to beat him up. You get the jump.
*You feel sorry for the guy, but, well, you don't really carry "spare" moolah, only moolah for which you actually have plans, none of which involve donations to charity right now, thanks very much and... You know, rather than trying to explain this to him, you decide it's probably easier just to beat him up. You get the jump.
'''Successful Attack:'''
'''Successful Attack:'''
*Reaching into his filthy pocket, he slurrily tells you that he has something in there that can hurt you. You doubt it, but it turns out he's right; it's his fist. He punches you in the mouth for X DAMAGE!
*Reaching into his filthy pocket, he slurrily tells you that he has something in there that can hurt you. You doubt it, but it turns out he's right; it's his fist. He punches you in the <[[body parts]]> for X DAMAGE!
*He tries to hit you and misses, but in the process several dozen fleas leap onto your body and bite you for X DAMAGE!
*He lunges at you, but you quickly push him back. Wait? You TOUCHED him? Your hands! Your precious, precious hands! You hurriedly wash off the filth in a nearby puddle, but not before taking X DAMAGE from a few billion hobo bacteria.
'''Missed Attack:'''
'''Missed Attack:'''
*He begins to attack, but is distracted by some guy with a camera, a sandwich and a spiel about something called "the inner-nets."
*He begins to attack, but is distracted by some guy with a camera, a sandwich and a spiel about something called "the inner-nets."