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{{Summary/Items/Drink
{{Summary/Items/Drink
|imagename=swigordon
|imagename=swigordon.png
|description=Gin, the drink of choice for angry drunks everywhere, is distilled from juniper berries which, as everyone knows, come from juniper bushes. No really, there are no miracles involved. It's pretty much what juniper bushes do.
|description=Gin, the drink of choice for angry drunks everywhere, is distilled from juniper berries which, as everyone knows, come from juniper bushes. No really, there are no miracles involved. It's pretty much what juniper bushes do.
|autosell=5
|autosell=5
|turnsonuse=?1-3?
|turnsonuse=1-3
|intoxication=5
|intoxication=5
|bladder=1
|bladder=1
|traded=can
|traded=can
|stored=can
|stored=can
|plural=?
|plural=Tiny bottles of gin
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== When Consumed ==
== When Consumed ==
You lick your lips a couple of times, then drink the gin. You involuntarily shake your head and make a sound like a stuttering locomotive. When you're finally able to feel your mouth again, you pull the hair out of it.
You lick your lips a couple of times, then drink the gin. You involuntarily shake your head and make a sound like a stuttering locomotive. When you're finally able to feel your mouth again, you pull the hair out of it.
*You gain ?1-3? [[turns]]
*You gain 1-3 [[turns]]
*You gain 1 [[bladder]]
*You gain 1 [[bladder]]
'''Stats:'''
'''Stats:'''
== Uses ==
== Uses ==
*[[Espresso martini]]
*[[Short Island iced tea]]
*[[frozen gin and juice]]
== Notes ==
== Notes ==
<center>Tiny Bottles of Liquor Drinks:</center>
<center>[[Tiny bottle of bourbon]] <b>/</b> [[Tiny bottle of gin]] <b>/</b> [[Tiny bottle of rum]] <b>/</b> [[Tiny bottle of scotch]] <b>/</b> [[Tiny bottle of tequila]] <b>/</b> [[Tiny bottle of vodka]]</center>
== References ==
== References ==
*Refers to the common idiom, "hair of the dog that bit you". This is usually used to describe the act of drinking alcohol to lessen a hangover.
*The juniper berries from juniper bushes bit is a reference from Monty Pyton's "Life of Brian," where a misguided crowd follows Brian, whom they believe is the messiah, to the high mountains and proceed to complain about their hunger. Brian then tells them to eat juniper berries at which the crowd cheers that he has performed a miracle by making the bush "fruitful by his word."
== Collection ==
== Collection ==