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<center>[[Image:Vonnoob.png]] Your questing starts at the [[Noobology Department]] of the [[Paradox University]].</center>
Your questing starts at the [[Noobology Department]] of the [[Paradox University]].
'''When available:'''
'''When available:'''
''Under Completed Tasks:'' You have successfully completed all tasks required of you by Professor B. Ginner von Noob.
''Under Completed Tasks:'' You have successfully completed all tasks required of you by Professor B. Ginner von Noob.
== Text ==
== Quest Text ==
'''1st Visit'''
'''1st Visit'''
"Remember, different food and drink has different effects, which you'll become familiar with over time."
"Remember, different food and drink has different effects, which you'll become familiar with over time."
- ''That's kinda cool. What's next?''
- clicking ''That's kinda cool. What's next?''
"When you're ready let's keep going."
"When you're ready let's keep going."
- clicking ''I'm ready now, old man.''
- ''I'm ready now, old man.''
== Visits After The First [[Reset]] ==
== Simplified List Of Tasks ==
'''1st Visit'''
* Read [["The Charpane and You" brochure]]
'''2nd Visit'''
* Adventure in [[The Cluttered Closet]] until you get [[comfy tracky-dacks]] and [[cheap flip-flops]].
'''3rd Visit'''
* Equip the [[comfy tracky-dacks]] and [[cheap flip-flops]].
'''4th Visit'''
* Adventure in The [[Cafeteria]] until you you get a [[probably-meat patty]] and a [[sesame-seed bun]].
'''5th Visit'''
* Combine the [[probably-meat patty]] with the [[sesame-seed bun]] to make a [[probably-meatburger]].
'''6th Visit'''
* Adventure in the [[Gymnasium]] until you get a [[stick]] and a [[sheet of foam padding]].
'''7th Visit'''
*[[Combine]] the [[stick]] and the [[sheet of foam padding]] to make a [[padded stick]].
'''8th Visit'''
* Equip the [[padded stick]]
'''9th Visit'''
* Adventure in the [[Gymnasium]] until you get 10 [[Stickmastery Stickpin]]'s.
'''10th Visit'''
* Get [[Certificate of Denoobification]].
==Rewards For Quest Completion==
* [["The Charpane and You" brochure]].
* 20 [[turns]].
* [[blue t-shirt]].
* 5 [[probably-meatburger|probably-meatburgers]].
* 500 [[Moolah]].
* [[Certificate of Denoobification]].
== Visiting The First Time After A [[Reset]] ==
After consulting a fairly complicated map, asking 7 different people for directions, and getting yourself lost 3 times, you finally discover a plain looking door with "Department of Cultural Sciences" printed on it.
After consulting a fairly complicated map, asking 7 different people for directions, and getting yourself lost 3 times, you finally discover a plain looking door with "Department of Cultural Sciences" printed on it.