|description=Have you ever wondered why coleslaw seems to be a staple of pirate-themed seafood restaurants? How often do you suppose pirates had cabbage? In that confined space? Seriously! Obviously some people don't think these sorts of things through. | |description=Have you ever wondered why coleslaw seems to be a staple of pirate-themed seafood restaurants? How often do you suppose pirates had cabbage? In that confined space? Seriously! Obviously some people don't think these sorts of things through. |